Non teme i sottosviluppati la rubrica (non) più giovane di Nerds Attack! Un diario di appunti del meglio (circolettato di rosso) ma soprattutto del peggio (circolettato di marrone) che il mondo dell’intrattenimento riesce a regalarci con estrema scioltezza quotidiana. Up & Down. E che nessuno si offenda vi augura buon divertimento.

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* Repubblica.it e uno dei soliti errori italici che riguarda la confusione del nome. “Coronavirus, Jamiroquai in quarantena reinterpreta così David Bowie”. Non è Jamiroquai ma ovviamente è Jay Kay.

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+ Wallace Roney.

+ Ellis Marsalis.

+ Adam Schlesinger.

+ Cristina Monet-Palaci.

+ Bucky Pizzarelli.

+ Luis Eduardo Aute.

+ Bill Withers.

+ Kenny Hill (The Hated).

* I 65 anni di Angus Young.

* Anche lo show di Jimmy Kimmel si adegua. Così live “from the lavatory” ecco l’esibizione di Jeff Tweedy con i figli.

* Bobby Gillespie è invece versione mascherina.

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* Tracey Thorn: “People suggesting Ben and I might write some songs together during lockdown, but I worry about subject matter. Earlier we had a half hour conversation about whether or not to have a baked potato”. Non fa una piega.

* I consigli per la quarantena di Zooey Deschanel.

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This week: 7 CHILL RECORDS FOR YOUR CONTEMPLATIVE QUARANTINE DINNERS… DAY 1: This is one of the greatest record store finds ever- and no, this is not the Beck album by the same name (although I do enjoy me some Beck). This is different. a seventies genre spanning Warner brothers mix record with seemingly no through-line except all the songs are amazing and mellow AF. I’m loading the mix up to Spotify so you can enjoy in digital, while I enjoy in analogue. (Link in bio!) More records to come. Cheers in isolation!

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* Buone notizie finalmente da casa Brody Dalle. L’artista americana sembra ormai guarita e dunque “negativa” al Coronavirus.

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My heart x 3 x infinity.Test came back negative , two weeks after testing. There was a mix up at the lab and a bunch of tests just sat there. Started on anti biotics feel 100% better. Thank you for your kind and supportive words. I hope you’re not out there waiting and waiting for tests to come back , and if you are that they come back asap. I hope you are healthy and safe. Big big love from my full heart to yours. #2.5weeks #myonlygirl #ninja #iwalkwithaninja #iloveninjas #frecklespeckle #kilowolf #paperplatemaskrules #bowiethedog #myeverything

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* Tema mascherine. Saluti dai Boris.

Be safe everyone!
See you guys hope soon. pic.twitter.com/URiYWPzKz9

— Boris (@Borisheavyrocks) April 4, 2020

* E dai coniugi Jennifer e Dave Gahan.

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* Mentre in casa Fu Manchu ecco come vengono magicamente riutilizzate le magliette della band!

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So my daughter asks me what are we going to do with the 15 boxes of Fu Manchu shirts that are in our garage for the upcoming postponed tour. I said we will sell them at some point. Here’s what she did with one….#fumanchu #fumanchuband

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* La copertina è dedicata a Tony Visconti che di mascherine griffate Bowie evidentemente se ne intende!

E non ci resta poi che pregare per Marianne Faithfull, John Prine...